January 1, 2009
November 19, 2008
Guru : Kenapa awak lambat?
Sin Chan: Kerana sebuah papan tanda.
Guru : Papan tanda mana ?
Sin Chan : Yang ada tulisan, “Sekolah di hadapan, jalan pelahan.”
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Guru: Sin Chan, Macam mana awak eja perkataan “BUAYA”?
Sin Chan: “B-O-O-W-A-Y- A”
Guru: Bukan, Salah tu.
Sin Chan: Mungkin itu salah , tapi Cikgu tanya saya macam mana saya mengejanya, itu lah yang saya eja !
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Guru: Sin Chan, Pergi ke Peta Dunia tu, cari dan tunjuk mana Amerika Utara.
Sin Chan: Di sini Cikgu, Sin Chan menunjukkan tepat kat Peta dunia yang tergantung kat hadapan kelas!
Guru: Betul. Sekarang, Kelas, Beritahu saya siapa yang jumpa Amerika Utara?
Kelas: Sin Chan, cikgu!
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Guru: Sin Chan, beritahu satu perkara penting yang kita tak ada 10 tahun dulu.
Sin Chan: Saya, cikgu!
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Guru: Bagaimana kita boleh mengelak penyakait yang disebabkan oleh gigitan serangga?
Sin Chan: Jangan kena gigit serangga.
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Guru: Boleh tak sesiapa beritahu saya perkara yang kamu tahu berlaku secara kebetulan?
Sin Chan: Cikgu, Ibu dan Bapa saya berkahwin pada hari yang sama, pada masa yang sama dan juga pada waktu yang sama.
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Guru: Sin Chan, aneh sungguh stokin yang awak pakai ni, satu warna hijau berbintik hitam dan satu lagi berwarna merah berbintik biru!
Sin Chan: Ya betul Cikgu, memang nampak aneh, saya pun hairan kerana terdapat sepasang lagi dengan warna yang sama kat rumah.
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Guru: Sekarang, Sin Chan, Sebetulnya beritahu saya dengan jujur adakah awak berdoa sebelum makan?
Sin Chan: Tidak Cikgu. Saya tak perlu buat begitu kerana saya tahu ibu saya adalah seorang tukang masak yang bagus.
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Guru: Sin Chan, Karangan awak “Anjing saya” adalah sama seperti yang dikarang oleh Adik awak. Adakah awak meniru kerja dia?
Sin Chan: Tidak Cikgu , ia hanya lah anjing yang sama!
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Guru: Siapakah orang yang kita panggil yang tak henti henti bercakap tetapi orang tak berminat nak dengar?
Sin Chan: Seorang Guru, Cikgu!
September 12, 2008
September 12, 2008
Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer : “Ok.”
Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
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Customer : “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.”
Tech Support : “Did you install the update?”
Customer : “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”
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Customer : “I’m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.”
Tech Support : “Tell me what you’ve done.”
Customer : “I typed ‘A: SETUP’.”
Tech Support : “Ma’am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.”
Customer : “It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk’.”
Tech Support : “Insert the MS Word setup disk.”
Customer : “What?”
Tech Support : “Did you buy MS word?”
Customer : “No…”
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Customer : “Do I need a computer to use your software?”
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)
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Tech Support : “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer : “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
Tech support : &!^&*@#*
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Tech Support : “What type of computer do you have?”
Customer : “A white one.”
Tech support : *&^!@#^%
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Customer : “I have Microsoft Exploder.”
Tech Support : ?!%#$
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Customer : “How do I print my voicemail?”
Tech support : *&!^#@&^!#
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Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won’t boot properly.”
Tech Support : “What does it say?”
Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”
Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”
Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”
Tech support : *&^!#@&^%@#
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Tech Support : “Just call us back if there’s a problem. We’re open 24 hours.”
Customer : “Is that Eastern time?”
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Tech Support : “What does the screen say now?”
Customer : “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”
Tech Support : “Well?”
Customer : “How do I know when it’s ready?”
Tech support : !*&^$*&@#^$
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Tech Support : I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in finding it out?
Customer : sure
Tech Support : could u left click on start and do u find ‘My Computer’?
Customer : I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
September 10, 2008
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat.
Posmen : Assalamualaikum
Sameon : Walaikumsalam
Posmen : Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
Sameon : Ya saya
Posmen : Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni
Sameon : Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?
